Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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