i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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