my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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