You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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