he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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