I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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