He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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