some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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