but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
