But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
