He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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