It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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