yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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