You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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