i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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