Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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