it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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