i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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