he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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