you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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