nut hugger
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You're like the curious george of whores
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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