do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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