hell yes lets make some ravioli
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
