I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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