He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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