Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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