I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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