party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I smell like Dick and happiness
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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