Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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