she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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