i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we're making bets on your personal life
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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