Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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