You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Couch. On fire.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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