So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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