You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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