Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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