remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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