You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I cannot find my penis.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
well I can't set my house on fire every night
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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