Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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