yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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