sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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