tell your sister to shave her snatch
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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