If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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