All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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