he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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