He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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