Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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