Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
