I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We had to coat check the pizza.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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