TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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