I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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