oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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