eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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