is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
